THE BAND >>>

Before we started making contact with the band again, here was our theory of how they band probably looked...

	Here's the lead singer. He's dressed like a Trojan warrior, in the spirit of their song about Menelaus being reincarnated as a fast food checkout guy.
	Here's the guitarist, on vacation as a cow hand. He likes to ride horses and yell "YEEE HAWWWWW!" He has his own chaps. The horse's name is not Trigger, so please don't call him that.
	The drummer is extremely violent when playing, but is a healer in real life. He wishes he could be in the army as a medic, and always wears a medic's helmet because he thinks it helps him move closer to his dream without quitting the band.
	The bass player is, in his spare time, a brain surgeon. Once too often, someone said "bass playing isn't brain surgery" and decided to find out for himself. Luckily for his patients, it isn't, because then they'd have lots of silliness sutured into their spleens.
	This is the band manager. She's tough, and says she's willing to punch club owners who rip the band off. But actually she's really nice, and has a pet hamster named Darrel.